My Story for shanna -As good as i could do
Here is a story. Shanna has given me three things:
Characters: Shanna and Brandon
Item: Strawberry Flavoured Condom
Place: My Bed
All of these things must be mentioned in my story so here i go i will give it a try!
So Once upon a time a naughty girl named Shanna was at a home trying to break in un beknowns to her it happened to be My home.
As she tried to cut around the wire to get to the key that was in the lock on the inside of the door she heard something stirring inside.
Sadly little miss shanna had been cocky and put her hand through the grid in the security screen and now she was stuck. She pulled and pulled as hard as she could but could not get her hand free from the door.
Suddenly she heard footsteps coming toward her she had no where to hide and she could still not get free of the door.
The curtains flew open. He did not see her straight away as he was looking down adjusting the towel he had on as he had just gotten out of the shower and was heading outside for a smoke. Brandon looked up stuned to see a bazzar girl standing on the other side of the door with her hand caught in the security grid.
"Who the hell are you???" he asked with a quzzical look on his face
"Me i am no one, i mean nuthing....... i am shanna how you doin?!?!?"
said the girl obviously trying to see what was underneath the towel ; )
"I am good.........why is you hand stuck in my wife's door?" still staring in disbelief of this stranger.
" i am....... ummm...ahhhh....testing the wire on its... um ....durability......i ..ah fell on to the door purposely to uhhh...........see if the wire in this door could ahhhh......withstand the pressure of a sudden impact and umm..... as you can see it clearly failed and the wire in this door should have been replaced months ago.....very very worn some one could have broken in. anyway i fell and my hand got stuck in the grid."
"right......................" Brandon said trying to process the girls statement
Standing there in silence waiting for a reply shanna quitely says
"Um...can you kinda get me out of this???? Please''
Brandon jumps as he is startled because he was daydream about his wife (me)
"Umm sure but i am not sure how to do it.........just a minute"
Brandon walks toward the kitchen draw and come back with a steak knife and starts sawing away at the door.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT Wigga wat u doin you gunna end up cutting my hand off i just want it out not off!!!!!!!!!"Shanna yells
"oh crap i didnt think of that ok give me a minute to think"
They stand in silence they both sit down and brandon offers shanna a smoke. They smoke and smoke until all of a sudden
"I'VE GOT IT" Shouts Brandon
he quickly runs in to the bedroom and comes out with a strawberry flavoured condom.
" Sweet i dont think this is the time for that" shanna says
" No here i will put it on your hand and the lubrecant on the condom will help you pull you hand out"
"i suppose that could work" shanna say a little disappointed
Brandon puts the condom on shanna's hand and rolls it through the grid down to her wrist. slowly shanna pulls ever so gently as to not break the condom. and slowly but surely
POP
out came shanna's hand
"It worked It worked Huray huray !!!!! " Brandon sang skipping around like a little bitch "Would you like to come in for a drink" brandon asked
"sure" said shanna as she saw the towel he was wearing beginning to come undone
"Oops.. caught it" brandon said catching the towel before it fell
Shanna sat on the bed as there were no chair brandon got his pants and went to the bathroom to get changed.
When he came back shanna was gone so he had a drink on his own
The End