I cant stand it anymore!!!!! My Sister is home ready for my excitement......?? ready ??? no are your really really ready............????? ok here we go...............................................
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I am so stick of it and she hasn't even been home a week!!!!!!! The first day she was back THE FIRST DAY she was like ohhh amanda has a hangover so she must not want me here whinge whinge bitch bitch. Well yes my love in you are going to go one in that frustratingly incinuating tone then yes i would prefer that you be on the other side of the country!
SECOND DAY i come home from first a shitty day at work but also the most infuriating driving lesson known to man with the stupid woman making you hit 120k/prh on the highway and the when your doing 60 IN A 60 ZONE telling you to slow down cause it is going to fast for you to have control HELLO 120 ARE YOU BLIND SWEETHEART I CAN FUCKING DO THE SPEEDLIMT YOU DUMB SHIT FOR CHRIST SAKE !!!!!!
ANYWAY came home from that to what i though would be the usually tidy but messy home with cups on the sink and salt and pepper shakers on the table but thats all thats out of place home NO AND I MEAN NO !!!!!!! My yes that is right MY DVD's strewn across the floor yes the majority of my $1000 dollar collection of DVD's on the floor no one was in the right case and the were SO not in the right order Not to sound anal or anything cause i am so not i mean if you saw my room you would know but there are FIVE (5 for the stupid people out there) things of mine you DO NOT MESS WITH
1.My DVD's (Ya just dont go there)
2.My CD's ( You may look Do Not Touch unless permission is given)
3.My CD Player ( Dude it's just not funny let it go).
4.My Pillows ( They are like my children you stinky them i will shoot you )
5.My Car ( Yes i know the car has moved down the list but hey it's not being a very nice car stupid thing is costing me money Stupid fucking car. Anyone out there with out a car DO NOT let your uncle talk you in a car that you can afford. Go for the one you were going to buy in the first place it's way out of your league but at least it will actually go)
Anyway i figured you know she has been away for a while it might not be that bad HA i must have been stoned cause this is just FUCKING RIDICULAS!!!! she waltzs in here thinking everyone is going to love her because she is home ( THAT DIDNT HAPPEN ) tanty pants kicks in. Mum manda doesnt love me blah blah blah. Of Course with out fail mum takes her usual position up kirstens arse and pampers to her every fucking desire. Of course as soon as kirsten has come home mum is back to her bitchy self not one day has gone by that the both of then have not commented on the fact that i am "Morbidly Obese" THANX MUM LOVE YOU TOO BIARTCH.
Yo Shan-Dawg you notice that the bitch comes home and so does my depressing lets kill the world sense of humor. Ya manda feels fine
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